Nerf Prom Songtext
Nerf Prom

We wrote this song about our dream
To have a prom that was a scream.
We just had to have a Nerf Prom.
And I even asked my dear mom.
She said it has to be okayed.
But our dream would never fade.

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It's a special material, not found on earth.
It's a special material, the kids call it nerf.
It was my childhood dream,
come on play nerf with me.
Have a blast. Have a ball.
Nerf Prom for one and all!

So, we told the prom committee
The favor was itty bitty
Its fun to dance with the ladies,
But that would be just like Sadies.
What good is a post prom good for
If you can't have a Nerf War!

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Some say nerf at prom will not fly.
I say to them, "you're gonna die." (nerf gun sound)
If some girl says Nerf is stupid.
I'll shoot at her just like cupid.
Nerf guns to all and a good night
We'll have ourselves a nerf fight!

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