
3 Legged Race Songtext
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Well I woke up really early
on my anniversary
Wife told me to meet her
at the house for lunch around 3
Well I showed up real early
with flowers in my hand
Walked into the front door
there stood a one-legged man
and he told me that he loved my wife
and she was good in bed
on my anniversary
Wife told me to meet her
at the house for lunch around 3
Well I showed up real early
with flowers in my hand
Walked into the front door
there stood a one-legged man
and he told me that he loved my wife
and she was good in bed
Well I punched him in the mouth
and then I ran off with his leg
Bitch 3 legged raced off with my heart
I felt kinda bad
stealing that fella's fake leg
although that motherfucker
fucked my wife in my own bed
Well I thought I'd return it
then I'd head out for the bar
to my surprise
that man n my wife
stole my fuckin' car
so I moved out everything I could
except that fuckin' bed
and laughed as I walked out the door
cuz I still had his leg
Bitch 3 legged raced off
That bitch 3 legged raced off with my heart
I don't know if you knew him
but we used to be good friends
we'd go out late night talking
'bout strange places we'd been
little did I know
that fucker talked about my wife
That one legged fucker
one legged hopped
hopped off with my wife
Bitch 3 legged raced off
That bitch 3 legged raced off
That bitch 3 legged raced off with my heart
Well every time that I'm feeling sad
I look up at that leg
just knowing that he's wobbling
makes me feel good instead
I smile when I think about him
fucking in my bed
cuz doggy style is impossible
when you only got one leg
Bitch 3 legged raced off
That bitch 3 legged raced off
That bitch 3 legged raced off with my heart
and then I ran off with his leg
Bitch 3 legged raced off with my heart
I felt kinda bad
stealing that fella's fake leg
although that motherfucker
fucked my wife in my own bed
Well I thought I'd return it
then I'd head out for the bar
to my surprise
that man n my wife
stole my fuckin' car
so I moved out everything I could
except that fuckin' bed
and laughed as I walked out the door
cuz I still had his leg
Bitch 3 legged raced off
That bitch 3 legged raced off with my heart
I don't know if you knew him
but we used to be good friends
we'd go out late night talking
'bout strange places we'd been
little did I know
that fucker talked about my wife
That one legged fucker
one legged hopped
hopped off with my wife
Bitch 3 legged raced off
That bitch 3 legged raced off
That bitch 3 legged raced off with my heart
Well every time that I'm feeling sad
I look up at that leg
just knowing that he's wobbling
makes me feel good instead
I smile when I think about him
fucking in my bed
cuz doggy style is impossible
when you only got one leg
Bitch 3 legged raced off
That bitch 3 legged raced off
That bitch 3 legged raced off with my heart
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