Auld Lang Syne in 6/8 Time Songtext

Have you ever heard of Aloysius?
Auld Lang Syne in 6/8 time
That's not true 'cause the bottomless flue
Makes sixteen fathoms feel a comfy climb

N is for the nerve that's required to have been you
O is for the oysters in his bets we've seen you
T is for the teacups
H is for the hiccups
I is for the idol in the Reichman's sty