Badges, Posters, Stickers, T-shirts Songtext

Me and my mate we think you're greatSome we like and some we hateI know him I've seen him on the advertsGot any badges posters stickers or t-shirtsYou were bloody great last time you comeI thought me 'ead was stuck in the bass drumBloody loud, me bloody head hurtsGot any badges posters stickers and t-shirtsSo how'd you get a start in show bizMy mate's as good on the drums as he isMy mate thinks I'm bloody crackedPlease sign my jacket on the backAll them badges made of plasticI think they're great, just fantasticI'm unemployed, he's still at schoolHe gets annoyed 'cause I'm such a foolYou don't half sweat a lot up thereHave you got showers in here?You're bloody great, my bloody head hurtsGot any badges posters stickers and t-shirtsYeah, me and my mate like AC-DCHot & sweaty, loud & greasyMy mom says we're a pair of pervertsGot any badges posters stickers and t-shirtsC'mon misterWe hitch-hiked here in pouring rainNow we've missed the frigging train.Hey! can I have one of them lagers?Thanks very much, mate. Can 'e have one?a-one, a-two, a-one two three four...