Bald Songtext

Darkness, The

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Bald Songtext
It would appear that male pattern

Baldness is setting in

His hair, at an alarming pace,

Running away from his face


He's loosing his virility

And now his masculinity

He's been compromised

And his libido down-sized



Not for me, not for me, not for me, uh-oh

Not for me, not for me, heaven forbid

It's not for me you understand



Bald!
Slap headed and hairless

Bald!

He is destined to be

Bald!

Well tonight thank God, thank God it's him instead of me



From what I have been reading

His scalp needs kneading

To stimulate each folicle

And reserve this diabolical

Condition that's afflicted he

For years and has cruely

Repulsed each potential mate

And left him with a balding pate



Not for me, not for me, not for me, uh-oh

Not for me, not for me, heaven forbid

It's not for me you understand



Bald!

Slap headed and hairless

Bald!

He is destined to be

Bald!

Well tonight thank God, thank God it's him instead of me



Sock it to me baby yeah!



Not for me, not for me, not for me, uh-oh

Not for me, not for me, heaven forbid

It's not for me you understand



Not for me, not for me, not for me, uh-oh

Not for me, not for me, heaven forbid

It's not for me you understand



Bald!

Slap headed and hairless

Bald!

He is destined to be

Bald!

Well tonight thank God, thank God it's him instead of me



Thank God!



Bald!

Slap headed and hairless

Bald!

He is destined to be

Bald!

Well tonight thank God, thank God it's him instead of me



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