Balls So Hard Songtext

Looking back a joke,
But for some reason thinking I would [?],
Try'na smoke like a rasta,
(cough cough) It's cool it's just my asthma,

(Balls so hard)
Wanna be a gangsta like Al Capone,
(Balls so hard)
But I'm more like bloody Bugsy Malone

My web history put dad in danger,
After searching for a girl my age-a,
Having sex dreams about the blue Power Ranger,
(Dude, that ones the Boy),
Oh no

Balls so hard,
That shit, that shit crazy,
Balls so hard,
That shit, that shit crazy
Enter the earth,
Geek is the word,
With a voice higher than a baby bird,
[?]
Rocking hair that should be worn on windows,

Sexual limitation,
More spots than a dalmatian,
Level 80 keyboard fucking elf king,
But I'm never touching an real skin

(Balls so hard)
Mum wanna know why my socks are crusty,
(Balls so hard)
And my dad's exhaust pipe's gone all rusty

Not a porn star,
I'm a horn star,
Only hitting that as an avatar,
Spacebar, spacebar, spacebar

Balls so hard,
That shit, that shit crazy,
Balls so hard,
That shit, that shit crazy
Balls so hard,
That shit, that shit crazy,

Year six,
Get a fix,
[?]
Call me a perv?
Hypocrite,
You're the one with the support on your tits

When you bend down,
Total Eclipse,
Study the anatomy between your hips,
I'll be fine,
It's a crime,
You'll get the sack,
I'll empty mine

Balls so hard,
That shit, that shit crazy,
Balls so hard,
That shit, that shit crazy
Balls so hard,
That shit, that shit crazy,
Balls so hard,
That shit, that shit crazy

(Thanks to LadyJ44 for these lyrics)