Bangs Songtext
Boys go crazy for bangs
when geek girls spot them bangs
we know this for a fact
they're playful and innocent.
the only way to be sexy
while staying geek
is to give yourself bangs
and the look is complete

She's a social conservative
with a liberal mind
she don't care for no shoes
she knows she looks fine
the cards she's been dealt with
is good looks and intelligence
why accent the booty?
when she knows she's worth it

Librarians with the attitude
feminists with the aptitude
hypersexual to drive us insane
cavemen can do none but complain.
yeah!

Cavemen don't really make
very good lovers
still using women
as a token of power
with a little wham, bam,
and a thank you mam
while we get the g.f.e.,
you get the sloppy seconds

In the geek underworld,
old friends do get together (to fuck)
we don't get lost in networks
we don't get high from power

Gotta have them bangs. yeah.

We see bangs
for who they really are
a guise to look outgoing
when they love the indoors
just 'cause she likes to read
you say she's a tease
a geek rocker knows better
she'll have you on your knees

b.a.n.g.s.
she's not really that innocent
b.a.n.g.s.
her love life is none of your business

Millenial Peter Pan and Wendy
with a love of mystery
she's not about the ends
yet she's more than the ends meet
ditch them phony friends
like an imitation handbag

Don't mess with no geek
don't mess with no prude
we are strong for the weak
that's why we outnumber you
you're proud of ignorance
quick to hate on english
if connection is power,
power has gone to the geeks

You represent the streets of g.t.a.
with your shirtless pics. you look so gay
can't spell in your own language
using your mothertongue only to preach

g.w.a.
stands for geek with attitude
timeless tunes here to stay
can we say the same for you?

(Thanks to Jon Promos for these lyrics)