Beginnings of a Beard Songtext

I dreamt a hot-to-trot blonde bombshell
Built by my brain to bring me love
She had a pair of legs I could sink my teeth into
a body held tight by a tank that was see-through

But something about her face had me laughing
Same color as her hair, and just as well-kept
a beard that was flow-y and hung to her breasts
a beard she could grab, pull apart, and groom flawless