Big Fat (The Fat Man) Songtext

Don't want to be a fat man,
people would think that I was just good fun.
Would rather be a thin man,
I am so glad to go on being one.
Too much to carry around with you,
no chance of finding a woman
Who will love you in the morning
and all the night time too.
Don't want to be a fat man,
have not the patience to ignore all that.