Big News Songtext

Oh hi Raphaelle
I got a message from your mum saying that
She has big news and to call her back
But now there's no answer
So I want, maybe you know what the big news is
Cause I certainly don't
So anyways if you know the big news, call your Aunt Susan
I was thinking maybe you're pregnant
Or I don't know what it is
Or somebody is, and, or somebody's married