Blonde Songtext
(One, two, three, four)

Everyone gets hotter when I get bored
Catching feelings is me falling on my own sword
I'm such a menace, such a bitch
Love is Tetris where none of the shapes fit

I'm not good at this game
But I signed myself up to play
And get pissed when I lose
It's true
Everything's a contest or a joke
Commit to the bit but then I choke
When things get real
That's not how it's supposed to feel

Do blondes really have more fun?
If so, should I become one?
How can you tell when you're going crazy?
Worried that I haven't been a good person lately
But if blondes really have more fun
Then I'm dying to be one

Everyone gets hotter when I'm a wreck
Guess the loneliness is messing with my head (Haunting my head)
I've been home for three weeks and waste my time
Stalking friends of friends online (Oh my God, did you hear what they [?])
And here's the [?] point

Do blondes really have more fun?
If so, should I become one?
How can you tell when you're going crazy?
Worried that I haven't been a good person lately
But if blondes really have more fun
Then I'm dying to be one

If blondes really have more fun
Guess I'll head to the salon
Drop three hundred on a cut and bleach and dry
So what if it's a quick fix?
Duct tape on a sinking ship
I will go platinum if it helps me sleep at night
'Cause I hate being wrong more than I like being right

Do blondes really have more fun?
If so, should I become one?
How can you tell when you're going crazy?
Worried that I haven't been a good person lately
But if blondes really have more fun
Maybe that'll solve a problem for me