Blues On A C Harp Songtext

hello sir is this seat free i'd like to tell you something something 'bout me i'm an expert in the martial arts i break bricks with my body parts I'm an educated man, a real scholar ninth grade and never went to college I'm a dedicated devotee of lao tse you know who that is? well i bet that you do I'm the greatest lover you've never known it's through choice that i live alone i am rich, i have a house in santa barbara i have two daughters and they're both called clara I'm a jewel thief, I'm an astronaut i had a pocket full of rubies until i got caught I'm a lawyer so i beat that rap i look good in a suit and i talk alit of crap I'm a convict, i've done time in a jail in new mexico, i forget the crime I'm a poet and I'd put it all down but fact and fiction keep swimming around I'm a fish, a golden carp i like to play the blues on a c harp I'm a drunk and I'm a philosopher if you want a c harp, just make me an offer I'm a gentleman of leisure. i have all day to sit on a bench and talk my balls away i see you are leaving, you have things to do oh to be a busy busy person like you you must be somebody, someone important like a doctor or a nurse or a hotel porter a salesman or a judge, a gardener or a gutterpunk or maybe like me you're just a drunk my mind is in pieces and the pieces are sharp i like to play the blues on a c harp I'm talking to myself and I'm not making sense but anyone who does is making a pretense I'm a clairvoyant, I'm a card sharp I'm a drunk playing the blues on a c harp hello sir is this seat free I'd like to tell you something something 'bout me hello sir i see this seat is free I'd like to tell you something 'bout me