Bombs Over Providence Songtext
- The Grand Preamble (Annie Get Your Gun, Mask, Ductape And Some Matches) Songtext
- What I Destroyed On My Summer Vacation Songtext
- The Starving Artist Weight-loss Program Works... To Varying Degree... Somethetimes Songtext
- Anybody Remember John Enis, Chair Of The Board Of Tourism For Bad Sex, Ont.? Songtext
- And The Award For Best Post-coital Hug Goes To... Songtext
- Zombie Cheerleader Slumber Party Massacre Songtext
- May Cruise Missile Diplomacy Keep Us Truthful, Good, And Mild Songtext
- Broken Records Songtext
- A Vision After The Sermon: Jacob Wrestling With The Junior Boys Soccer Team Songtext
- Cobra Constant Committee Bake Sale Songtext
- Pink Slip + 1:30% Resistance To Your Daughter's New Pony Songtext
- Dig Them Up And Try To Reason With Them Songtext
- Class Aptitude Test Results Are In, And It's Martyr Or Matador For Everybody! Songtext
Shake Your Body Politic (2005)
- Bury My Eyes At 1510 King St. W. Songtext
- You're Either With Us Or You're With The Satirists Songtext
- All The Good Guys Are Dead, And I'm Twisting My Moustache Songtext
- Walkerton, Workfare, And The Wusses Who Watched Songtext
- I've Got Your Revolution Right Here, Wise Ass Songtext
- Black Friar's Union Of Thursday Night Anarchists Songtext