- Intro Montage Songtext
- Americans Songtext
- Nashville / California Songtext
- Road Signs Songtext
- Cars Are Too Safe! Songtext
- Airbags Are For Babies Songtext
- Let's Ban Crime! Songtext
- Put A Helmet On! Songtext
- Self-esteem Songtext
- Afraid To Fly Songtext
- Christmas Vs. Halloween Songtext
- Animal Rights Activists Songtext
- The Fishing Show Songtext
- Where's The Bug Rights Activists? Songtext
- Stupid Flies Songtext
- Chopsticks Are So Offensive Songtext
- I'm A Follower Songtext
- Satan's Everywhere Songtext
- Bible Handles Songtext
- Good News Songtext
- Thoughts To Leave You With Songtext
- Closing Prayer Songtext