Broken Hearts And Bad Analogies Songtext

So I asked a friend
I asked him why
And he said
You oughta look in the mirror sometime

He said face it man she's just out of your league
I said what the fuck does baseball
Have to do with anything
Said she's a Capulet and you're a Montague
Said I'm not much for Shakespeare
I just want to know what to do

By this time I was so confused
Said I've looked in the mirror
And seen myself and so have you
Thought that you were cool
Don't know why I asked you

Wanted to ask you why
But I'm too shy I would have just stuttered
And run away to hide
So I asked a friend
I asked him why
And he said
Sometimes the math don't work out right

He said face it man she's just out of your league
I said what the fuck does baseball
Have to do with anything
Said she's a Capulet and you're a Montague
Said I'm not much for Shakespeare
I just want to know what to do

Won't someone give me a straight answer
Won't someone speak, someone speak plain English please (please)
Everyone says that I'm crying over spilt milk (spilt milk)
But I don't know what that means

We said face it man she's just out of your league
We said face it man she's just out of your league
We said face it man she's just out of your league

Another day of broken hearts and bad analogies
We said face it man she's just out of your league (out of your league)
We said face it man she's just out of your league (out of your league)
We said face it man she's just out of your league (Indian leg)
Another day of broken hearts and bad analogies

Right!
Whew!