Brown-eyed Handsome Man Songtext

Arrested on charges of unemploymentHe was sitting in the witness standThe judge's wife called up the district attorneyTo free that brown eyed man(If you want your) job you'd better free that brown eyed manFlying across the desert in a TWAI saw a woman walking across the sandShe been a-walkin' thirty miles en route to BombayTo get a brown eyed handsome manHer destination was a brown eyed handsome manWay back in history three thousand yearsBack every since the world beganThere's been a whole lot of good women shed a tearFor a brown eyed handsome manIt's a lot of trouble with the brown eyed handsome manBeautiful daughter couldn't make up her mindBetween a doctor and a lawyer manHer mother told her daughter go out and find yourselfA brown eyed handsome manThat's what your daddy is a brown eyed handsome manPretty Milo Venus was a beautiful lassShe had the world in the palm of her handShe lost both her arms in a wrestling matchTo win a brown eyed handsome manShe fought and won herself a brown eyed handsome manWell, two, three, the count with nobody onHe hit a high fly into the standRounding third he was headed for homeIt was a brown eyed handsome manThat won the game, it was a brown eyed handsome man