Captain Vegetable Songtext

[Captain Vegetable:]
Do I look like a bad dream?
It is I,
Captain Vegetable,
With my carrot
and my celery.
Eating crunchy vegetables
Is good for me.
And they're good for you,
So eat them, too.
For teeth so strong,
Your whole life long,
Eat celery
and carrots by the bunch.
Three cheers for me, Captain Vegetable,
Crunch, crunch, crunch!


My name is Eddie I love spaghetti
so I eat it whenever i can
If it's ready, gimme spaghetti
It's the perfect thing, it looks like string
It's such a thrill to eat my fill
and gobble till there's nothing on my plate
Spaghetti is great!!! But Wait!!!!
Wa wa what are you? some kinda Weirdo?

[Captain Vegetable:]
Do I look like a weirdo?
It is I your newest Superhero!

It is I,
Captain Vegetable,
With my carrot
and my celery.
Eating crunchy vegetables
Is good for me.
And they're good for you,
So eat them, too.
For teeth so strong,
Your whole life long,
Eat celery
and carrots by the bunch.
Three cheers for me, Captain Vegetable,
Crunch, crunch, crunch!


Flay: Man I hate captain vegetable. They should've done Captain Placenta. He could go around telling oxen and other disease causing animals to eat their placenta.
GP: He probably could play a mean trick on the blind too.