
Cats In The Kettle Songtext
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Did you ever think when you eat Chinese?
It ain't pork or chicken but a fat Siamese
Yet the food tastes great so you don't complain
But that's not chicken in you chicken chow mien
Seems to me I ordered sweet â??n sour pork
But Garfield's on my fork
He's purring here on my fork
There's a cat in the kettle at the Peking Moon
The place that I eat everyday at noon
Once they wrap it up in dough, boys
They fry it real crisp in dough
Chow Lin asked if I wanted more
As he was dialing up his buddy at the old pet store
I said, â??Not today I lost my appetite.
There's two cats in my belly and they want to fight.â?
I was suckin' on a Rolaid and a Tums or two
When I swear I heard it meow
And that is when I knew
There's a cat in the kettle at the Peking Moon
Think I gotta stop eatin' there at noon
They say that it's beef or fish or pork
But it's purring there on my fork
There's a hairball on my fork
They could feed you cat and you'll never know
It ain't pork or chicken but a fat Siamese
Yet the food tastes great so you don't complain
But that's not chicken in you chicken chow mien
Seems to me I ordered sweet â??n sour pork
But Garfield's on my fork
He's purring here on my fork
There's a cat in the kettle at the Peking Moon
The place that I eat everyday at noon
Once they wrap it up in dough, boys
They fry it real crisp in dough
Chow Lin asked if I wanted more
As he was dialing up his buddy at the old pet store
I said, â??Not today I lost my appetite.
There's two cats in my belly and they want to fight.â?
I was suckin' on a Rolaid and a Tums or two
When I swear I heard it meow
And that is when I knew
There's a cat in the kettle at the Peking Moon
Think I gotta stop eatin' there at noon
They say that it's beef or fish or pork
But it's purring there on my fork
There's a hairball on my fork
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