Cleveland Songtext

Cleveland you should hear What they've been saying 'bout you You should really hear What they've been saying 'bout you Oh when you're not around Oh man they really put you down Man you are the talk of this tourist town They say, "I bet I know Where ya got them shoes man" They say, "I bet I know Where ya got them shoes" They say, "How much you want to lose? Come on I'll bet you two or three" They say "You got them there shoes Right on your feet" They say, "I bet I know How many children your father had" They say, "I bet I know How many little brats your daddy had" They say, "How much you want to bet" Yeah yeah and then you pay the debt They say, "Your mama had them babies not your dad" Oh Cleveland Oh Cleveland Oh Cleveland They cut you to the bone Well now you take your plastic beads and you get on home Get on home man And all them pretty women You met down on Bourbon Street Yeah all them pretty women You met down on Bourbon Street All the gals there are so pretty Make your heart go skip a beat Man I seen your face when you found out they were packin' meat Oh Cleveland Oh Cleveland Oh Cleveland They cut you to the bone Well now you take your plastic beads and you get on home Oh Cleveland Oh Cleveland Oh Cleveland They cut you to the bone Take your plastic beads and you get on home