Connoisseur of Girl TV Songtext

Bob Ricci

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Connoisseur of Girl TV Songtext
I only watch the shows
That other guys say "yup, this really blows"
But that's the way it goes
They all make fun of me and I watch alone

My friends all pick on me
Cause I'm a Connoisseur of Girl TV
I just saw season 3
Of Grey's Anatomy and I watched alone
I watch alone, I watch alone
I watch alone and I watch a...

My friends all think my life is such a pity
Cause I've seen every single Sex in the City
Someday I swear I'm gonna go out and find me
Some more testosterone

I Tivoed Will and Grace
If my friends knew they'd punch me in the face
Cause I'm a big disgrace
To males everywhere and I watch alone

I could watch Rambo III
A fine display of masculinity
Instead it's The OC
And oh, I'm still a wuss and I watch alone
I can't watch Stallone, so I watch alone
I watch alone and I watch a...

My friends would stab me with a broken bottle
If they knew I was watching Next Top Model
Someday I swear I'll get in gear full throttle
And find more testosterone

It really sucks for me
To be a connoisseur of girl TV
But please don't bother me
When Gossip Girl is on or I'll kick your...

And friday night is gonna be just pure bliss
Cause there's a marathon of Private Practice
Sometimes I wish I could have just been born with
Some more testosterone
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