Cwapface Songtext
Cwapface is crapping on your face
Homestar is dancing in his place.
Why can't he even say deleted?
Cwapface! The Cheet has been cheated.

Cwapface!

Your mom is a cwapface.
Your dog is a cwapface.
Dumbweiner is a cwapface.
And I'll kiss your butt because you're a cwapface.

Cwapface!

Um? Let me think about it...
Cwapface!