D20 Songtext
I'm a warrior, dragon slayer, with a magic sword
I'm a mage, arcade master, in armor clothes
I'm a cleric, holy healing and a very holy mace
I'm a druid, nature lover, smell like my horse

We are a fellowship on an epic quest
We'll save the princess for a bunch of copper coins

Hail to the king
Hail to the Queen
Hail to the Treasure
Hail to the Dragon

Roll the dice and get (a) crit
Roll the dice and get (a) crit
Roll the dice and get (a) crit
Roll the dice and get (a) crit
Roll thе dice and get (a) crit
Roll the dicе and get (a) crit
Roll the dice and get (a) crit
Roll the dice and get (a) crit
Roll the dice and get (a) crit
Roll the dice and get (a) crit

Hail to the king
Hail to the Queen
Hail to the Treasure
Hail to the Dragon

I'm an elf, pointed ears, in my green robe
I'm your lover, many kisses, but this is my job
I'm a dwarf, little guy and I may fall
I'm a robber, sleight of hand and never dull

We are a fellowship on an epic quest
We'll save the princess for a bunch of copper coins

Guacamole and Tacos
Pizza, coke and candies
Bags of chips and beers
Emerald sword for breakfast

Roll the dice and get (a) crit
Roll the dice and get (a) crit
Roll the dice and get (a) crit
Roll the dice and get (a) crit
Roll the dice and get (a) crit
Roll the dice and get (a) crit
Roll the dice and get (a) crit
Roll the dice and get (a) crit
Roll the dice and get (a) crit
Roll the dice and get (a) crit

Guacamole and Tacos
Pizza, coke and candies
Bags of chips and beers
Emerald sword for breakfast