The Dave Palmer Seven Songtext
- At Least We're Better Than Limp Bizkit (But Not By Much) Songtext
- Black And White TV Shows Make Me Think I Went Back In Time Songtext
- Everyone's A Music Snob Songtext
- Hot Topic Is Gay Songtext
- I Laugh While You Cut Yourself (The Emo Song) Songtext
- I Wanna Hump The Sun Songtext
- I'm Gonna Call You On The Phone Songtext
- Well Grab My Crotch And Call Me Michael Songtext