Day 1 Songtext

today's the first day of the greatest plan ever devised-dressed as a 6 foot twinkie, i'll be desguised-i'll stay at a local mcdonald's and put play-doh in the fries-if anyone tries to stop me i'll kick them in the goods and gouge out their eyes-if they think that they can stop me they'll meet there demise-DAY 1! (3X)-QUICK DROP THE DISCO BALL!-the world would be much more interesting if it were made out of gingerbread-everything would be much more fun if everyone was a grape instead-it would be cool if twinkies ruled the world; nothing but fun it would be-or if i found a golden ticket to willy wonka's chocolate factory.