Detox Television Songtext

It's DTTV here at noon
I really hope that Lisa finds true love soon
I'm D.T.in on alcohol
But I can't leave my TV set at all - I'll go into withdrawal
This is my favorite soap
I'll tell ya the general scope:
Johny's got a drinkin problem
Doesn't know just how to solve em
But all he need to do
Is make a beer run or two
I guess it ain't that eaasy
I guess I'll sit and DT
It's Detox TV here at noon
I'm gonna hurl if I don't get beer soon
It's DTTVhere at noon
I'm shakin worse than an epileptic in a monsoon