Divas Are Skanks Songtext

If Britney is a virgin, then I'm the King of Spain,
and Christina looks like a poodle that isn't potty trained.
Whitney was gonna sing a song, but she got too high.
Cuz divas are skanks, divas are skanks, divas are skanks.
Mariah had a breakdown, Shania's teeth are fake,
and Celine's constant shrieking is more than I can take.
If J-Lo had any class she might know how to spell.
I remember in the good ole days when divas kept their clothes on.
I remember in the good ole days when divas wrote their own songs.
Let's all get together and dance around like sluts.