Don't Eat That Yellow Snow Songtext

Dreamed I was an Eskimo (Bop-bop ta-da-da bop-bop Ta-da-da) Frozen wind began to blow (Bop-bop ta-da-da bop-bop Ta-da-da) And my momma cried: Boo-a-hoo hoo-ooo And my momma cried: Nanook-a, no no (no no . . . ) Nanook-a, no no (no no . . . ) Don't be a naughty Eskimo-wo-oh (Bop-bop ta-da-da bop-bop Ta-da-da) WATCH OUT WHERE THE HUSKIES GO AND DON'T YOU EAT THAT YELLOW SNOW WATCH OUT WHERE THE HUSKIES GO AND DON'T YOU EAT THAT YELLOW SNOW Right about that time, people A fur trapper, who was strictly from commercial (Strictly commercial) Had the unmitigated audacity to jump up from behind my ig-a-loo (Peek-a-boo -ooh -ooh oooh) And he started in to whippin on my favorite baby seal With a lead-filled snow shoe That got me just about as evil as an eskimo boy can be So I bent down and I reached down and I swooped down And I gathered up a generous mitten full of the deadly (Yellow Snow) The deadly yellow snow, from right there where the huskies go Whereupon I proceeded to take that mitten full of the deadly yellow snow crystals and rub it all into his beady little eyes with a vigoruos circular motion hitherto unknown to the people of this area But destined to take the place of the mudshark in your Mythology Here it goes ... the circular motion Rub it And then, in a fit of anger, I pounced And I pounced again Great Googly Moogly And he was very upset as you can understand And rightly so because the deadly yellow snow crystals had deprived him of his sight And he stood up, and he looked around and he said: Oh (oh oh oh) No - - I can't see .. (echo) He took a dog doo snow cone and stuffed it in my right eye He took a dog doo snow cone and stuffed it in my other eye And the husky wee-wee I mean the doggy wee-wee has blinded me And I can't see - temporarily