Don't Ick My Yum Songtext

Fierce Force Five!
Say one, two, three, four, here we go!

She's giving you the Geordie flavour
The Ma-Marouli taste that you want to savour, mwah!
I divvent like men with bad fash'
It gives me the ick and I'ma- gasp I get a rash, okay
Alreet, lads, what's the craic?
I'm sick of seeing socks with sliders
I'm Greek, I'm bad, you're a big ballsack
And there's no way you're getting inside her

This Cornish girl don't care
Twink, Otter, Cub, or Bear
I've kissed some frogs but found my prince
Love is in the air!
Sleep on me, you'll have regrets
Queen's on top, baby, place your bet
In love, so, I'm off now
So DM me, you hoes!
I'll lay it out for you, ahead of time
If you're trying to be mi-i-ine

If you wanna be-be my hun
Don't ick my yum
If you wanna just have some fun
Don't ick my yum
If you wanna
If-if-if-if-if-if you wanna
If-if-if-if-if-if you wanna be-be my hun
Don't ick my yum
(Don't ick my yum!)

Hey, bitch, don't give me the ick
Chew in my ear and I'm gonna be sick
Body curves, extra large hips
Need me a guy who can take care of this
Miss 'Licious the glamour clown
DeDe smash I shook the ground
Stamped face, painted mean
Like the mirror, wipe the competition clean

Sweet, salty, sticky if you're nasty
On your "action" she walks like my fantasy
Miss Melle's a sexy queen, I know
Misgendering has got to go
Black trans lives matter every day

I'll lay it out for you, ahead of time (Yeah!)
If you're trying to be mi-i-ine

If you wanna be-be my hun
Don't ick my yum
If you wanna just have some fun
Don't ick my yum
If you wanna
If-if-if-if-if-if (Let's go!) you wanna
If-if-if-if-if-if you wanna be-be my hun
Don't ick my yum
(Don't ick my yum!)

Tomara Thomas the femme fatale
With a fire in my fanny, I'll take you to hell
But I'm the angel of the North, your daddy's favourite sauce
So put this face on your billboards
Got the bass in my walk like Naomi
Me and my girls snatching trophies
So, come on, bitch, don't give me the ick
I'll show you how to jump split

If you wanna be-be my hun (What?)
Don't ick my yum
If you wanna just have some fun (A little louder!)
Don't ick my yum
If you wanna
If-if-if-if-if-if (Let's go!) you wanna
If-if-if-if-if-if you wanna be-be my hun
Don't ick my yum
(Don't ick my yum!)

Hey, hey!
Wanna bite of my pasty?
Oh! Oh!
(Don't ick my yum!)