Doo Doo Rhymes Songtext

(MC Record Deal)

Beep Beep get your ass out the road

Or else i'll open up your jaws and make your mouth my comode

You got a simple job and it's suckin' my chode

Sweat shop wages to prince my toe



7 cents and hour like your makeing Nike's

That's 7 cents worth of life cereal Mikey

Pop rocks and coke

Post-cock smoke
Your stomach exploded while my rhymes floated



Out your window

I like the Flinstones

I woke up with my balls inside your nintendo

I take 'em out so you could blow them

Stick 'em back in play super mario scrotum



When you get the magic mushroom

You grow 3 times the size of a push broom

Cean my high school hallways

Record deal spit the doo doo rhymes all day



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(rapzilla)



Like my girls to be freaks all your radiohead

Wanna fuck a robot with metal tits and dreads

Don't get it twisted aint on no science shit

Just a nasty ass cracker with a purple dick



Fuck a glory hole in a bathroom stall

Don't ever ever cum i rock the elephant balls

I need a halls, or just a regular breathmint

Cuz my mouth be smellin' like my throat took a shit



I'm a fake ass bitch plus my anus itch

Last night a rat bit it when i slept in a ditch

Bury my nuts in the but of a slut

Take 'em out of a but then i butter a gut



The verdicts in, the case is closed

I'm a piece of shit, everybody knows

Just a kid chaseing the american dream

Mad sex issues like Hustler Magazine



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