Dorkshire Songtext

Fade up zoom in, this tragi-comic, story's about
Dorkshire and how it feels, to grow up there... shockingly boring
A place where metalheads rule and Van Halen's still cool

Well I admit, it ain't Abu Dhabi,
But there's cable here, Mc Donalds and topless bar
But what's the point in entering this flea pit
When it's known that the showgirl's your best friend's mom...

It must suck to live in Dorkshire