Dude, Chad! Songtext

Lets get in a circle and make a dance for Chad.
But people throughout the world would do it,
If not I'd kick 'em in the nads.

There's a horse, it's going down the street.
It's got Chads name on a sign on it's butt,
But Chad is everywhere.
Chads in my hair.
Chads over there.

Chads on top of the world.
Please marry me Chad.
Chads busy making new fads.
Please have my babies Chad.

Chad is on the back of a turtle.
He's riding it like a horse.
He's screaming "Yeehaw, look at me ride this turtle because I'm Chad!"

Chad's so cool he gets a solo. Watch this.

Chad.