Dude, Where's Chads Llama? Songtext

Can you hear me crying cause my Llama is gone?
You people are so mean.
I used to ride him across my lawn.
Why would anyone take a Llama?
Wouldn't you rather practice using commas?
His name is Bob but he can't turn a doorknob.

Hey you people over there, stealing Llamas is unconstitutional.
Now give it back or I'll be sad.

Better give the Llama back.
Or I'll give you a spoon that's way too big.
Then I'll beat you to the ground with a dancing banana.

The banana's like:
One two three who's jacking up Llamas?
It doesn't happen daily dawg
But in a country like this? To a playa like this?
Naw, you must be tripping over shoe laces and shit. MC Banana here to tell the truth,
Now you fuckas sit back and check out my grove.
Yo, yeah. Bob this one's for you.

Bob was nice, never did anything wrong.
He checked out some hoes here and there just to have some fun.
He was young'n yeah he's got so much to lose.
So if you got him just make sure to not give him booze.
He's kind, he's funny, and he ranks like a hoe.
But if you catch him down the street he just throw you some doe.
You better give Chad's Llama back soon
Or bitches I might just come searchin for you.

Hey you people over there, stealing lamas is really bad.
Now give it back or I'll be sad.