Everybody Were Stoned Songtext

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Everybody Were Stoned Songtext
I took my baby

to the hospital 'cause

she ate up so many balls

she had forgotten who I was

The nurse told me ?baby
don't you worry 'bout her

Then shoved a spike

into her own arm

and fell down limp on the floor

I called my buddy and said

?Oh man I need some help?

But he was so drunk

he couldn't stop laughing, oh hell

I got in the cab and said

?Let's get away from here?
But the driver couldn't drive

'cause he was all

soaked up in beer

Everybody were

Everybody were stoned

I got to my granny's house and

I rang her bell and she took me in

And I asked her for some water

but she said? No way, dear -

You need some heroin?

I got in the church and said

?Oh Lord take me back!?

but all the congregation

was smoking crack

Everybody were

Everybody were stoned

Stoned

Stoned

Stoned
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