Fairies Stole My Keys Songtext

And all around the floor.
They kept a nice apartment
Just behind the pantry door.
I thundered and I rumbled
I ranted and I screamed
I swear I heard their laughter when
Fairies stole my keys!

Never try to tell me that fairies don't exist
I've seen them in the forest
And playing in the mist.
But if you disrespect them
They'll bring you to your knees.
I swear I learned my lesson when
Fairies stole my keys!

I left them on the table
Like every other day.
There's plenty of other shiny
Things they could take away. Why must they mess with my success
And threaten my career
And when I listen closely
What's that jingle that I hear?

I've left them cream and butter
And other opportune
I've left them gold and silver
But they've never fixed my shoes
No matter how I begged them to
They just ignored my pleas
No mercy from the little folk
Fairies stole my keys!

Never try to tell me that fairies don't exist
I've seen them in the forest
Out playing in the mist.
But if you disrespect them
They'll bring you to your knees.
I swear I learned my lesson when
Fairies stole my keys!

I guess I really owe them one
I never got the job
I started playing music in the
Coffee shops and pubs
I've traveled all around the world
And lived a life of ease
Since one time, for a little while
Fairies stole my keys!

Never try to tell me that fairies don't exist
I've seen them in the forest
Out playing in the mist.
But if you disrespect them
They'll bring you to your knees.
I swear I learned my lesson when
Fairies stole my keys!
I swear I learned my lesson when
Fairies stole my keys!