- The Trash Songtext
- War Of Colossus Songtext
- Sergio's Here Songtext
- The Skeleton Dance Songtext
- Hasselhoff Cheeseburger Songtext
- Dead Rose Songtext
- The Fighter, The Rube, The Asshole Songtext
- If Dave Did It Songtext
- Sailor's Grave Songtext
- Glue Factory Songtext
- You Dumb Dildos Songtext
- Black Teeth Songtext
Gather Up The Chaps (2016)
- The Angry Cry Of The Angry Pie Songtext
- Blackout Songtext
- The La-Z-Boy 500 Songtext
- Little Triggers Songtext
- The Celebutard Chronicles Songtext
- The Routes We Wander Songtext
- The Longshoreman's Lament Songtext
- Unicorn Odyssey Songtext
- R.L. Burnouts Inc. Songtext
- Building The Even More Perfect Asshole Parade Songtext
- When I Give The Signal, Run! Songtext
Unicornography (2006)
- Huffing The Proverbial Line Off The Proverbial Dong -or- Blood & The Frog Songtext
- I'm So Happy I Could Just Cry Myself To Sleep -or- The Routes We Wander Songtext
- Look Ma! No Fans! -or- Do You Want Fries With These Songs? Songtext
- Feed The Monkey, Drown The Worm -or- Goin' Home Songtext
- Building The Perfect Asshole Parade -or- Scratching Off The Fleas Songtext