Farm Songtext
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"Oh how delicious!"
The pig boy squealed
As another rush of pure pain came over him.
Then Pig Boy declared,
"This is what Pig Boy truly lives for.
"Pig Boy shall wallow in the mud and the blood.
"If only Pig Boy's eyes could be eaten by ants.
"If only Pig Boy could postpone joy permanently.
"If only Pig Boy could become Bacon Boy.
"Pig Boy is tired of the struggle."
The pig boy squealed
As another rush of pure pain came over him.
Then Pig Boy declared,
"This is what Pig Boy truly lives for.
"Pig Boy shall wallow in the mud and the blood.
"If only Pig Boy's eyes could be eaten by ants.
"If only Pig Boy could postpone joy permanently.
"If only Pig Boy could become Bacon Boy.
"Pig Boy is tired of the struggle."
Just then Farm Boy came in and chopped off Pig Boy's head.
As Farm Boy ate the bacon, he began to feel queasy.
"Say Ma," said Farm Boy,
"Are you sure this pork was prepared properly?"
"Why of course I'm sure, Junior,"
Ma quickly replied,
"Why would I want to poison my only child?"
Just then Farm Man came in the room,
Followed by the baby Jesus.
"I think you're evading the issue, Martha,"
The big burly man shouted accusingly,
"And I think it's about time somebody taught you a lesson"
"You tell him, Dad!" said Farm Boy,
Who by this time was rolling on the floor in agony.
Farm Man stomped the boy into the ground and went into the kitchen.
He went over to the stove and turned on the gas.
He would have lit a cigarette, but he didn't have any.
He had never smoked in his life and this was no time to start.
He stared coldly into Martha's understanding eyes.
Farm Man began to weep And he decided to take Martha to a movie.
They went to see Salo.
They loved it so much,
They sat through it twice,
Completely forgetting the baby Jesus,
Who was accidentally locked in the broom closet
And slowly suffocated.
As Farm Boy ate the bacon, he began to feel queasy.
"Say Ma," said Farm Boy,
"Are you sure this pork was prepared properly?"
"Why of course I'm sure, Junior,"
Ma quickly replied,
"Why would I want to poison my only child?"
Just then Farm Man came in the room,
Followed by the baby Jesus.
"I think you're evading the issue, Martha,"
The big burly man shouted accusingly,
"And I think it's about time somebody taught you a lesson"
"You tell him, Dad!" said Farm Boy,
Who by this time was rolling on the floor in agony.
Farm Man stomped the boy into the ground and went into the kitchen.
He went over to the stove and turned on the gas.
He would have lit a cigarette, but he didn't have any.
He had never smoked in his life and this was no time to start.
He stared coldly into Martha's understanding eyes.
Farm Man began to weep And he decided to take Martha to a movie.
They went to see Salo.
They loved it so much,
They sat through it twice,
Completely forgetting the baby Jesus,
Who was accidentally locked in the broom closet
And slowly suffocated.
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