Fat Boy Songtext

(Aaah aaah aaah)

All my friends have abandonned me
So I bought a bigger TVVVVVVVVV
(Oooh oooh oooh oooh
Oooh oooh oooh oooh)

I think Guinness tried to contact me
I'm as lazy as you can beeeeeeeeeee
(Oooh oooh oooh oooh)

It's so easy to cultivate
All the fat cells in my body
I like to feed on cholesterol man
(Aaah aaaah aaaah)

I don't care when in my couch
Eating junk food and watching TV
I become the king of all men
(Aaah aaah aaah)
All my friends have abandonned me
So I bought a bigger TVVVVVVVVV
(Oooh oooh oooh oooh
Oooh oooh oooh oooh)

I think Guinness tried to contact me
I'm as lazy as you can beeeeeee
(Oooh oooh oooh oooh)

I don't mind being all alone...
(I really wish my friends would call me...)
I like myself the way I am...
(If only I could loose a little weight...)
I don't need you to pity me
(Could you help me pick up my wallet ?)
I fell fine now I really do...
(I'm depressed should I kill myself now ?)

I'm sick of meeeeee
I'm sick of meeeeee

I'm sick of having to buy
Two seats when I see a movie
I haven't seen my feet in yeeeeeeaaaaaaarrrrsss
YEEEEAAAAHHHH !!
YEEEAAAHH !!
GO !!