Frank's Furious Eliksir Songtext

Friends, do the days do slow? Do your wives look old?
Do the hangin' parts hang much too low?
Well, don't you know there's a brand new drink that'll make you think you've been drinkin' drinks from god's own sink it's Frank's Furious Eliksir

Put it in your gut and get outta that rut (Will it make my wife hot)
It'll make her less not (Will it make me grow tall) You will feel less small
but you gotta drink it all it's Frank's Furious Eliksir

Warning, Not necessarily intended for consumption or absorption
May cause enhanced urination Or tolerance of family members