Friends In Low Places (Long Version) Songtext

Blame it all on my roots I showed up in boots And ruined your black tie affair The last one to know The last one to show I was the last one you thought you'd see there And I saw the surprise And the fear in his eyes When I took his glass of champagne And I toasted you Said "Honey we may be through But you'll never hear me complain" 'Cause I've got friends in low places Where the whiskey drowns And the beer chases my blues away And I'll be okay I'm not big on social graces Think I'll slip on down to the Oasis Oh, I've got friends in low places (INSTRUMENTAL BREAK) Well I guess I was wrong I just don't belong But then, I've been there before Everything's alright I'll just say goodnight And I'll show myself to the door Hey, I didn't mean To cause a big scene Just give me an hour and then Well, I'll be as high as that ivory tower That you're livin' in 'Cause I've got friends in low places Where the whiskey drowns And the beer chases my blues away And I'll be okay I'm not big on social graces Think I'll slip on down to the Oasis Oh, I've got friends in low places EVERYBODY! I've got friends in low places Where the whiskey drowns And the beer chases my blues away And I'll be okay I'm not big on social graces Think I'll slip on down to the Oasis Oh, I've got friends in low places (SPOKEN) (Pause) What?!?! (Pause) You guys... already know what's comin', don't ya? And ya know what... you're right. You're exactly right. What would a Garth Live album be without the live version of Friends In Low Places? Because it's only here where you can find that mysterious third verse that goes on the end of that song. But, does anybody know the words to that verse? That's what I wanna know. Well, in that case I think the friends in low places should sing that third verse. This outta be good. Alright, here we go... (SUNG BY CROWD) Well I guess I was wrong I just don't belong But then I've been there before Everything's alright I'll just say goodnight And I'll show myself to the door Hey, I didn't mean To cause a big scene Just wait till I finish this glass And sweet little lady I'll head back to the bar GIVE IT TO ME!!! And you can kiss my ass! (SUNG BY GARTH) 'Cause I've got friends in low places Where the whiskey drowns And the beer chases my blues away And I'll be okay I'm not big on social graces Guess I'll slip on down to the Oasis Oh, I've got friends in low places NOW IT'S ALL YOU GUYS (SUNG BY CROWD) 'Cause I've got friends in low places Where the whiskey drowns And the beer chases my blues away And I'll be okay I'm not big on social graces Think I'll slip on down to the Oasis Oh, I've got friends in low places (SUNG BY GARTH) I've got friends in low places Where the whiskey drowns And the beer chases my blues away And I'll be okay I'm not big on social graces Guess I'll slip on down to the Oasis Oh, I've got friends in low places Honey, I've got friends in low places...