Gunshops Songtext

For a gun shop

I'm the furthest thing from conservative
But I'm legally insane
And if I only had a .45
I'd be well on my merry way

But I can't find any gun shops
Nothing's open, everything's closed
And I can't find any gun shops
Looking all over town, all I can do is hope
All over town, all I can do is hope, yeah

For a gun shop

So I went back to the house
And into my daddy's barn
I spent awhile looking around
And I found myself a crowbar
Oh, I went back into the city Two hours before they opened
Found myself a gun shop
And I busted that door wide open

The alarm went off, and I started to shake
But I thought that I could run away
Until I heard those sirens coming down the street
I knew I had to make them pay

So I threw out the .45, for a Mac-10, and a few grenades
And I went up to the roof, with a scarf across my face

And one by one, they started to fall
I knew I had to give it my all
And one by one, they started to fall
I knew I had to give it my all

Cause all the gunshops in town were closed up tight
And if I didn't get my fix, well you know I just might
Might have gone crazy, and taken my car
Ran over a few people, and split 'em apart
With their guts in their mouth, spread all over the street
The tourists in town would have a new place to meet
As the bulls eye on the dartboard of life
Because I'm legally insane, and some people need to die

Oh, I couldn't find any gun shops
Nothing was open, everything was closed
And I couldn't find any gun shops
Running around town, all I could do is hope

Because I couldn't find any gun shops
Nothing was open, everything was closed
No, I couldn't find any gun shops
Now I'm behind bars, and I dropped the soap

For a gun shop
For a gun shop
For a gun shop
For a motherfuckin' gun shop