Happy Bidet (Let The Bald Eagle Soar) Songtext

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Happy Bidet (Let The Bald Eagle Soar) Songtext
A bathroom stall is not so bad,
If you had to choose places to be had.
After sixty-seven Christmas holidays,
You've never seen such happy bidets.

Oh America, exalt!
Cos the eagle got balled.

Oh I know it hurts a little bit,
Maybe more the pride? From the smell of it?
A patriot shouldn't be so 'soft.'
No, you got fucked in the Ashcroft.

Oh, America, exalt!
Cos the eagle got balled.
Oh, America, exalt!
Cos the eagle got balled.
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