Hard Livin' Iilene Songtext
The La-Z-Boy's been cavin' in
God knows what's growin' in the fridge
Fishbowl looks like the Dead Sea's in my home
All the wallpaper's been peelin' off
It's a duct tape hell and it won't stop
The hell you'd leave for, can't handle the load
It's a hard livin' Ilene
It's been all downhill since you left the old Airstream
Sink is full and my coffee pot's turned green
God knows what's growin' in the fridge
Fishbowl looks like the Dead Sea's in my home
All the wallpaper's been peelin' off
It's a duct tape hell and it won't stop
The hell you'd leave for, can't handle the load
It's a hard livin' Ilene
It's been all downhill since you left the old Airstream
Sink is full and my coffee pot's turned green
It's a hard livin' Ilene
The drive to town's been slower
I been takin' the John Deere mower
'Cause you can't take a truck sittin' on cinderblock wheels
The washer's on the front lawn
I got mad 'cause it wouldn't turn on
Now there's somethin' else the neighborhood'll prob'ly steal
It's a hard livin' Ilene
It's been all downhill since you left the old Airstream
Sink is full and my coffee pot's turned green
It's a hard livin' Ilene
(Here it is, boys)
(Bring it back down, boys)
The AC window unit
When I plugged her in I blew it Now it's a hundred and ten
And I'm sweatin' all the Blue Ribbon out
It's a hard livin' Ilene
It's been all downhill since you left the old Airstream
Toilet's broke, it looks like a murder scene
It's a hard livin' Ilene
The drive to town's been slower
I been takin' the John Deere mower
'Cause you can't take a truck sittin' on cinderblock wheels
The washer's on the front lawn
I got mad 'cause it wouldn't turn on
Now there's somethin' else the neighborhood'll prob'ly steal
It's a hard livin' Ilene
It's been all downhill since you left the old Airstream
Sink is full and my coffee pot's turned green
It's a hard livin' Ilene
(Here it is, boys)
(Bring it back down, boys)
The AC window unit
When I plugged her in I blew it Now it's a hundred and ten
And I'm sweatin' all the Blue Ribbon out
It's a hard livin' Ilene
It's been all downhill since you left the old Airstream
Toilet's broke, it looks like a murder scene
It's a hard livin' Ilene
