Hey, Doc! Songtext

[Spoken] Hey, Doc, hey, Doc, I've got to see you. [Spoken] Who's that waking me up at 8:30 here in the morning? What's wrong with you, boy? [Spoken] Well, Doc, something is bothering me. [Spoken] Is that so? Well, tell me about it. Hey, Doc, hey, Doc, I wonder what's wrong with me. [Spoken] You look like you're beat to your chops this morning. Hey, Doc, hey, Doc, My temperature's one-oh-three. [Spoken] Well, let me feel your pulse, let me feel your pulse. Hey, Dock, hey, Doc, Whenever she looks at me . . . [Spoken] Oh, there's a chick mixed up in this thing here! Say, do you get a hazy spell? Yeah! A crazy spell? Yeah! And do you run around in circles and yell that you need a pill? Hey, Doc, hey, Doc, My ticker is on the blink. [Spoken] Hey, nurse, hand me my stethoscope over there. [Spoken] What do you think? [Spoken] I think what the trouble is, uh, you in love! [Spoken] Well, Doc, that's a killer. That's a gasser. That knocks me on out.