Hey Dolly Songtext

But I'm so well informed
I got a closet
Of salmon pink shirts

I got a girlfriend
That I like to abuse
I've got a million different reasons why I'm better than you

Hey, Dolly!
Hey, Dolly!

I like the music
But I don't know the words
I know the chorus
But I don't know the verse

And I'm a liar
Or didn't I mention?
I've got a million different reasons why I need the attention
I've got prescriptions
That I don't have to use
I've got the answers
But I don't have a clue

I'm real sensitive
If you keep your mouth shut
I've got a million different reasons why I don't give a fuck

Hey, Dolly!
Hey, Dolly!

I've got a T-shirt
That says I like The Ramones
I bought the album
Cause it fits on my phone

And on the weekend
When I've got nothing to do
I've got a million different problems that I'll take out on you

Hey, Dolly!
Hey, Dolly!
Hey, Dolly!
Hey, Dolly!