Horsetown Songtext

I gave a horse some candy
It ate it with its lips
It didn't touch my hand with its teeth
That's pretty cool.

Welcome to Horsetown
Here's a horse.
Welcome to Horsetown

Welcome to Horsetown
Here's a horse.
Welcome to Horsetown

I think I need a new saddle for this horse
This one doesn't have any buckles
It needs new straps (some straps)
Gonna give a horse some eggs
I think he likes 'em
Put some eggs in with his candy (some eggs)
Welcome to Horsetown
Here's a horse.
Welcome to Horsetown

Welcome to Horsetown
Here's a horse.
Welcome to Horsetown

I think I'm getting a little light-headed
Think I need to crack into these eggs, have a couple eggs, hang out here
Pretty cool, I'm not trying to tease the horse
I'm just hungry, I need some blood sugar
Maybe I'll have a candy (Maybe you need some oats)
Mix it up with some oats, for cholesterol
That's a lot better
Feelin' a lot better