How To Be A Playa Songtext

[Master P]Ya seewenches be messy like MarvinMy homies be ballinpimp tricks erydayfrom L.A. to the Bayto New Orleansthe original big babylike Big MikeDon't make me Tina Turner one of you wenches and hit you like Big IkeUHHHHpimp shitCadillac with the voguesHoes got no souls that be for flare without ya coatStar sixty nine could get you whipped, uhhMomma told you never mess with a, Southern bitchI got this pimp game from my grandfather Big Daddy, he said"Keep your fo' inches in your candy painted CaddyKeep your cattle, all in one stableIf a wench jumps off at the mouth, keep it cool, then you play her"Get your cash, then you creep, check a broad, enemyAin't no love for you freaks time to tenderize the meatThen we, be tradin women like Eddie Murphy Tradin PlacesI got, baitches cleanin my house shinin my gold, doin my shoelacesI got, wenches runnin errands goin to storesdressed up like twins, I mean in the same clothesStayin in the same house, bangin en on the same couchReal G's in dime hats, know what, I'm talkin aboutUhh, be up playa, don't pay for the kitty katI mean if you bout it bout it, give her some change, then take it backChorus: Fiend, SilkkHow to be a playa mainYou gots to be a playa mahn(repeat 8X)[Silkk the Shocker]You gots to be a playa, but rule number onein the how's to be a playa never profess to nuttin what ya doneBelieve me, or should I say, believe in I spittinSee me talkin to a trick, ask me then I hit emYou never can give em no slack, cause you gots to be in it to winBe safe and grab her hand, slap dem, cause they'll try the shit againIt's give in to they demands and that's a simp thangBut to get them and they friends, now that's a pimp thang (pimp thang)You wanna learn som'in? Well take a picture of this GLook in the dictionary, under player, you'll find a picture of meUhh, cause I don't sleep, and players can't cause we ballinWe can't be trippin, cause a player's pimp can't be fallinI leave em with the hurt like B.B. cryin like CeCe Winanrecline and watch TV, game feel like a CDNigga make appointment when they see me, don't call back often theybeep meGotta be a G (how you get the drawers) get the drawers off, easy, lookSilkk the Shocker fool, nigga I pimps and roll(What you ride?) Cadillacs and vogues, uhh*chorus*[Fiend]See I'm bout to smack me a bitch, cause all my money in hereTold em clear, for me to slid arrear, gotta pay for the yearWhat I look like a simp? Girl I'm a No Limit pimpGot the ones you least expect supportin me for the lengthI pass crunch like blunts, treat your man good like a wenchHigh hoe on the ranch, I spray and smell dogs by the branchKeep a broad doin splits, next gon' be doin the clitOne girl gone so bad, want me to Western Union some dickPut em on corners and curbs, breakin new ones outta nerdBringin daddy Fiend the money, while all I do is choke herbI spank em and thank em, leave em swollen and kiss em byeAnd just think, cause them extra them knowin my fist size*dialogue**chorus*