I Hate To Drive Songtext

the asshole in front of me is riding his brakes. the speed limit's 35, he's going 28. looks like there's a wreck ahead. i knew i shoulda stayed in bed. i hate to drive. on the highway i'm a mess. i'm pissed off and in distress. it won't be long before i go insane and shout at people in the passing lane. i hate to drive.