(I Love A Good) Horror Scene Songtext

Why do you feel the need to dress up like a girl?
Come to my shows and try to dance, only to deter
the kids with love and passion for the music that's at hand...
if you must dance like a crab then please don't watch my band

Well I know of plenty of guys
with black mascara, straightened hair to match their unstraight eyes
I've seen this too many times:
what I thought were two chicks making out in plain sight