I Love The Monster Songtext

I love the monster

He plays for the team

I get excited, and I

I like to scream



I love the monster

It says it right here

He goes for all of us

Man, he goes all year

Except for some holidays
Or days when he's ill

Or maybe his mother's birthday, it's a

A Triumph of Will!



When the monster talks

The angels walk

With breath of life

I hold my wife

The monster dies a little inside

Each time birds cry!



When the chips are down

And it's huge at bat

People scream in pain

Under tears and rain

Will I stand alone?

Asking questions why

I look to that monster guy

With my only eye



I love the monster and I'll

I'll put it in writing

I love to represent him when he's

Riding the lightning



I love the monster

And I'll write it in the sky

I'll honk my horn

Whenever he goes riding by



He went into therapy

So he could not talk to me

But he followed his daughter

As he drank Chocolate Water

A monkey on his back

Now he's clutching his will so tight

He's riding the bus

Fighting to make things right



When I'm two points down

Rodeo clown on the ground

People scream in pain

Under tears and rain

Will I stand alone?

Asking questions why

The monster waves his cape

For my great escape



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