I Need A Chick Songtext

i need a chick to suck my dick
i need a dog to lick my hog
i need a cat to stroke my bat
i'm pukin and shitin' and dyin' of thirst
i ain't got no field to plow
there's no hole for my pole
i'd fuck a mink stole
i need a woman who understands
there's nothing more spiritual
than dog style love